General tomfoolery will be taking place as the club celebrates the first four weeks of football season 2015. Player of the month drinks to occur this Saturday, the 12th of May 2015, from 6:30pm at the Kirribilli Hotel.
Discounted drinks for all club members and a free jug or two for the top football player from each team as voted by players.
Rumour has it that eligible bachelor Joe Smith-Davies might be making an appearance. Cue female hysteria and fluttering eyes.